Welcome

Welcome friendly internet traveller! Take off your shoes, loosen your bling, and sit down by the fire. Look into the fireplace.  Cool eh?  It's not even real, it's frickin natural gas, I bet you don't have one.

You probably came here wondering where your infant is.  Well I'll tell you...

But first!  Something I composed earlier today (don't laugh, poetry.com wants to publish this if I buy a premium account).


First he came for the jewish babies...and I did not speak up because I didn't care...

Then he came for the spanish babies...and I did not speak up, because No Comprende Espanol!

Then he came for the salt and the pepper...and I told him to back the fuck off.

Then he came for the BBQ sauce...and there was no BBQ sauce left to speak up for me.... :C


Please Note: 'came for' is a euphamism for 'eated'!

NEED MOAR PROOF?  We've gathered TONNES!